1. 08:25 10th Sep 2019

    Notes: 7

    1 am. Cant sleep. I roll over and accidentally bump her leg…

    B: How bad do you want it?

    Me: … want what?

    B: This juju! These nuggets!

    Me: …

    B: I was just imagining things.

    Me: Like what?

    B: Dreams on dreams on dreams on dreams, homie!

     
  2. 10:30 17th Jul 2019

    Notes: 2

    So, I had a dream that there was a new/final Terry Pratchett book telling the story of how he had written a novel about Lilith, witch, but his publishers didn’t think she was sexy enough and wanted changes. Lilith, on the other hand, wasn’t going to put up with that nonsense and decided to make her own changes from the inside…

     
  3. I am enjoying Westworld immensely, however my only real question so far is why was this shot from the opening credits in Season 1:

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    Replaced with this shot in Season 2:

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  4. 16:23 22nd Jul 2018

    Notes: 3

    Tags: W1A

    Why did no one tell me about W1A?

    Why isn’t there more W1A?


    Oh right, yes. No. Exactly. Brilliant!

     
  5. 14:23 25th May 2018

    Notes: 8

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    I don’t know who came up with this badge that my landlady has, but it is perfect.

    I don’t know who came up with this badge that my landlady has, but it is perfect.

     
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  7. There was a murder outside my house.

    Of crows.

     
  8. 13:12 16th May 2018

    Notes: 2

    Resting bitch face or bitchin’ rest face?

     
  9. J'acuse!

    It was me, in the shower, with the piping hot water.

     
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